LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......
REMEMBER THE MOVIE ZACK AND MIRI MAKES A PORNO?
WELL, MARILYN AND I WRITE ONE, DON'T WORRY, IT WILL BE IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD CINEMA REALLLLLLLLL SOON.
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*LMFAO
*OKOK
*THIS IS MY PLAN
*-AHEM-
*-AHEM-
*NO CLAP?
*OMG
*NO AUDIENCE
*-HEADS OUT THE DOOR-
*ANYWAYS
marilyn ♥ says:
*-CLAPS-
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*I SHALL TALK TO THE WALL
marilyn ♥ says:
*LMFAOO
*STOP IT LMFAOAOAOAAO
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*YOU SHALL PAY FOR MY AIR TICKET
marilyn ♥ says:
*Im the ONLY audience, fyi (A)
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*WE GO BUSINEESS CLASS BABEH
*THEN
*IN THE AIRPLANE
*WE GET THOSE SEATS THAT CAN PUSH DOWN TILL THE WHOLE SEAT IS FLAT
*AND WE GET LIKE 10 STAR HOTEL FOOD
*AND I DONT HAVE TO PAY A CENT COZ YOU PAID FOR ME
*WHEN WE REACH LONDON
*SOME GUY COMES RUNNING TOWARDS US
*AT FIRST I THINK THAT GUY IS RUNNING TOWARDS ME
*THEN OH NO!
*HE RAN TOWARDS YOU
*ITS SOME MAN U FOOTBALL PLAYER
*APPARENTLY YOU'RE ENGAGED TO HIM
*NOWONDER YOU PAID FOR THIS TRIP
*NEXT
*WE GO TO HIS CAR
*A STUPID FERARI
*THAT ONLY CAN FIT YOU AND HIM AND YOUR STUPID PINK SUITCASE
*HE TOSSED ME A 1000POUND NOTE AND ASK ME TO TAKE A CAB
*THEN BOTH OF U DROVE OFF
marilyn ♥ says:
*LEMME CONTINUE?!?!!?
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*LMFAO
*SURE
*THIS IS FUN
marilyn ♥ says:
*THEN, ME AND THE HOT DUDE GO TO THIS 10STARS HOTEL.
*WE HEAD INTO THE LIFT AND START KISSING.
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOA
marilyn ♥ says:
*WHILE YOU MISSED THE LIFT CAUSE YOU GOT A CHEAP LOUSY CAB
*AND THEN
*I HAD SEX WITH THAT HOT DUDE AND BLOWJOB AND SUCH.
*YOU WERE JEALOUS AT ME.
*CAUSE YOU LIKE THAT HOT DUDE TOO
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*IM LAUGHING INTO A CUP SO IT WONT BE TOO LOUD
marilyn ♥ says:
*SO YOU BREAK IN THE ROOM
*AND BOTH OF US STRUGGLE
*THEN YOU PUSH ME TO THE BALCONY AND LOCK ME THERE
*AND HAVE SEX WITH THE HOT DUDE
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*EWWWWWWWWWWW
marilyn ♥ says:
*AND I HAVE TO WATCH YOUR LIVE PORN SHOW THROUGH THE WINDOW D;
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*I DONT LIKE FOOTBALL PLAYERS
*HEH
*MY TURN!
marilyn ♥ says:
*OK
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*AFTER HAVING MY FUN
*I GO OUT FROM THE HOTEL
*I GO FIND KADIJA
*AFTER FINDING HER
*I BRING HER BACK TO YOUR HOTEL ROOM
*SURPRISING LY
*YOU ARE NT THERE
*SO I OPEN THE BATHROOM DOOR
*OMFG!
*THE BOTH OF YOU WERE IN THE HOT TUB DOING STUFF
*-CENSORED-
*THE HOT GUY ASKED IF WE WANTED TO JOIN
*AND WE SAID YES
*LMFAO
*I CANT CONTINUE
marilyn ♥ says:
*LMFAOAOAOAAO
*BUT I DON'T WANT TO SHARE THE GUY WITH YOU TWO
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*I DONT CARE!!!
marilyn ♥ says:
*SO I ASK YOU TWO TO FUCK OFF
*BUT YOU TWO DON'T WANT
*SO WE HAVE A FIGHT AGAIN
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*LMAO
marilyn ♥ says:
*THIS TIME, I WIN.
*I LOCK YOU TWO OUTSIDE THE ROOM
*AND CONTINUE SEXING WITH MY HOT DUDE
*AND YOU TWO DON'T HAVE ANY PENNY IN YOUR POCKET
*SO YOU TWO GO ON THE STREET AND BECOME A BEGGER
*MUAHAAHAHAH
*LMAO
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*LMAO
*AS I WAS PUSHING MY HANDS INTO MY POCKETS
*COZ I WAS TOO COLD
*I SUDDENLY FELT SOMETHING
*I TOOK IT OUT AND IT WAS THE 1000POUND NOTE THAT YOUR GUY GAVE
*BTW I WALKED TO THE HOTEL SO I DIDNT USE THE MONEY
*SO
*I TAKE IT
*AND GO TO THE PAWN SHOP
*HEHEHEHEHEHE
*JUST MY LUCK
*THERE WAS A GUY WHO WAS PAWNED BY HIS GF JUST AN HOUR AGO
*AND MY WAS HE HOT
*SO
*I TRADED THE 1000POUNDS FOR THE GUY
*HE WAS NAKED BTW
*SO I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED A TISSUE TO COVER SOME PARTS
*AND HE SAID NO
*IT WAS OKAY
marilyn ♥ says:
*LMFAOAOAOAOAAOA
*BUT HE WANTS SOME LEAVES TO COVER SOME PARTS
*CAUSE HE CAME FROM SOME MADAGASCAR JUNGLE
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*==
marilyn ♥ says:
*Or however you spell it (A)
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ * slaps marilyn ♥ with a whole fat cow.
*I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
marilyn ♥ says:
*WHOLE FAT COW THIS TIME?!?!!
NOT TUNA ANYMORE YAYY
*LMFAOOO
*YOU LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
*HE LIKES TO MOVE IT MOVE IT, move his ass (A)
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*LMFAO
*AHAHAHAHA
*ARE WE DONE?
marilyn ♥ says:
*HMM
*YOU THEN FIND OUT THAT THE GUY IS A GAY!
*(A)
*100POUNDS GONE
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*ARGH
marilyn ♥ says:
*AHAHAAHAH
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*HE HAS A GF
*STUPID!
**HAD
marilyn ♥ says:
*OK THEN
*HE WAS BISEXUAL
*BUT NOW
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*LMFAO
marilyn ♥ says:
*HE TURNS TO GAY ;D
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*YOU ARE SO MEAN
marilyn ♥ says:
*CAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE ASIAN CHICKS!
*LOLOLOLOL
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*==
*THAT IS SO RACIST
*ANYWAYS
*I GO BACK TO YOUR HOTEL ROOM
*AND SWITCH MY GAY DUDE WITH YOUR HOT DUDE
*YOU WERE SLEEPING SO YOU DIDNT KNOW
*THEN I SLIP OUT THE DOOR WITH HOT DUDE
*AND WE LIVE HAPPILY EVERY AFTER
*UNLIKE YOU WHO LIVED GAYLY EVERY AFTER
**EVER
*WHY DO I KEEP TYPING EVERY
marilyn ♥ says:
*YOU ARE MEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
¤ ¤ ¤ iiMichiie ¤ ¤ ¤ says:
*HAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA
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