Friday, October 9, 2009

Breakaway

I'll spread my wings and learn how to fly, though its not easy to tell you goodbye.

YAY!!! Grandma and Grandpa are back from their 3 week trip.
They bought back a lot of stuff as usual.
Some useful, some not so.
My uncles gave them a couple hundred bucks to spend.
So Gramps bought grandma a leather handbag, AUD100.
She said that she doesn't want one but he bought it anyway.
Then grandpa complained that she went to over 100 shoe stores but didn't even buy a pair of shoes.
She bought a Roxy purse for me. :)
She and my aunt picked it out, that I can tell.
Both of them like black a lot.
I can't upload the picture coz APPARENTLY MY INTERNET SUCKS.
Big surprise. Pfft.

Soo Sian bought Sakatas for me.
They're rice crackers that come in many sizes and flavours.
Its not bad, not something you can find here (in the price range, at least).

My brother got a Bart Simpson tee shirt and pants.
At first I thought it said Bary at the side of his pants.

Its not so much about the presents, I'm really glad that they're back safe.
I really miss Grandma's cooking. :D

Mum asked why I never join essay competitions like the one the Singapore girl won.
She was the one who sent me the essay btw.
I told her the truth: I can't write.
Then she went on like bla bla bla that what I wrote for my mid term was very good and go bla bla blaa that I can obviously match up the the standards.
Hello? If I joined competitions for primary school students then maybe I would win. Maybe.
All I can write is crap.
Crap. Crap. Crap.Crap. Crap.
Might as well call it Midnight Crap.
Woot!

Okay, so here's a joke.
Why does the roast complain so much?
HUH?
HUH?
HUH?
HUH?
HUH?
Cause we cooked it in wine!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D
Get it???
Wine as in whine as in complain???
Bahahaha. That was a really cold joke.
My reaction was WTF when I heard the answer.
:D
Thank you thank you, I should go into the comedy business. Not.

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